Page 2
Panel 1:
Randou: (Crap, gotta get to the bathroom...)
Panel 2:
(Part of the joke here is that you only see the "shi toire" part of the sign--it could either be "danshi toire" (boy's bathroom) or "joshi toire" (girl's bathroom))
Panel 3:
Randou: CRAP, WRONG ONE!
(Yup, it's danshi)
Panel 4:
Omnipotent narrator: (Even going to the bathroom is painful to Randou)
Panel 5:
Randou: (Shiiiit... I can't calm down when I'm surrounded by all these girls...)
Page 3
Panel 1:
Girl 1: Hey, did you know? The judo club and the karate club had a huge brawl the other day.
Girl 2: Yeah, both sides were out cold at the end, right?
Panel 2:
Girl 1: Yeah. Their rivalry's stopped, but they won't tell anyone what happened that night.
Girl 2: It must be a pretty bad memory for them.
Panel 3:
Randou: (This is bad... if I expose myself any more then I'll really be found out... in the worst case, I'll be discovered and...)
(Idiom note here: "man ga ichi" is "in the worst case", and refers to the one worst thing out of ten thousand possibilities)
Panel 4:
Headline: Supreme freak arrested!
Lead-in: Disguised himself as an older sister through plastic surgery
Side: A stalker for the new generation!
Voice: No way! I can't believe it!
Panel 5:
Girls: How sick! He saw all of us in the bathroom, he saw us changing... PERVERT!
(other voices are saying "Die!" "Disgusting freak!" and things like that)
Panel 6:
Rina: You've been lying to me all this time! You slime, I'll never forgive you!
Page 4
Panel 1:
Randou: You've got it all wrong! I didn't do it with a guilty conscience! I did it all for Rina-chan!
Panel 2:
Rina: Here... I got the signatures of the entire student body.
Randou: You... you think I'm innocent?!
Panel 3:
Randou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(The booklet he's handed says:
Petition for the death penalty
Representatives:
Kurimi Rina
Sano Yukie
Tsukamoto Keiko)
Panel 4:
Randou: (Augh, just imagining it scares me...)
Panel 5:
Randou: (No matter what... I can never let Rina-chan know that I'm a guy.)
Panel 6:
Randou: (I have to change the way I act and try my best to keep my faults from being exposed...)
Teacher: Anyway...
Page 5
Panel 1:
Teacher: Kurimi Yuna, you have to take your physical tomorrow.
Panel 2:
Yuna: A PHYSICAL!?
Teacher: Yes, during fourth period.
Panel 3:
Yuna: Why is it just me?!
Teacher: You transferred in, you know. All the other second year students have already taken theirs.
Panel 4:
Randou: (You're shitting me... if I take that, it'll all be over)
Yuna: I'm perfectly healthy! There isn't anything wrong with me, so I don't need a physical!
Panel 5:
Teacher: It's already been decided. Take a bath and make sure you're clean beforehand.
Panel 6:
Rina: Isn't that great, onee-chan? You get to skip a class.
(Yukie: "yeah, really!")
Randou: (It's over... this life is done.)
Page 6
Panel 1:
Rina: What's wrong, Onee-chan? Just hearing about the physical's made you all blue...
(Augh! She's sparkling! It burns, get it off get it off get it off!)
Panel 2:
Randou: (Rina-chan... damn it, I don't want to lose this way of life!)
Panel 3:
Yuna: I've decided! There's no way I'm going to take that physical!
Panel 4:
Rina: You can say that, but...
(implied: "...it won't change anything")
Panel 5:
Yuna: UOOOOOOOO!
Page 7
Panel 1:
PE Teacher: Yuna-san, we're done running already!
Yuna: No! I'm not done running yet!
Panel 2:
Midori: Incredible... she ran 50 laps!
Rina: Even though a lap is 500 meters long... (25 kilometers?!)
Panel 3:
Yuna: How about it? If I can run this much, I don't need to take a physical...
Rina: Onee-chan, you're not taking an actual physical...
(A linguistic differential here: Up to now, it's been "shintai kensa", IE "bodily examination". Rina says it's not a "kenkoushindan", or the kind of physical exam where the doctor checks up on your general health)
Panel 4:
Rina: You have to take it so they can record your growth.
(Randou: "Then... what I just did was useless?")
Panel 5:
Rina: Why are you so opposed to taking the physical?
Panel 6:
Yuna: Why? I just don't like the things I don't like...
Page 8
Panel 1:
Randou: (I... I'm so happy that I can see this kind of scene...)
Panel 2:
Randou: (This is too thrilling to me...!)
(Box: "Warning: Randou has no defense against girls")
Panel 3:
Keiko: Don't think that the physical's such a special thing
Midori: It'll be over really quickly.
Panel 4:
Yuna: Oh, so it's just that they'll measure my height and weight? It's okay if I don't take off my clothes?
Panel 5:
Keiko: No, you have to go down to your panties. They measure your bust, too.
Midori: That's the worst part about it!
Panel 6:
Randou: (That's bad... I'll definitely be found out!)
Panel 7:
Keiko: Oh, I get it! That's what you're so afraid of.
Panel 8:
Keiko: Yuna, you don't have any breasts!
Yuna: Y...yeah, that's it!
Randou: (Why the hell would I have those?)
(Okay, the little box underneath Yuna here is straight out of an RPG. Here's a breakdown of what it says:
Randou HP: 501 MP: 301
Equipment -> Wear
Padded Bra)
Page 9
Panel 1:
Keiko: Don't worry about it! Up until middle school, this girl was flat as an ironing board. And now, she's like this!
Midori: Hey, stop that!
Panel 2:
Keiko: Huh? What's wrong?
Midori: I bet it's because of those 50 laps she ran.
(box: "It bears repeating that he has no immunity to girls yet")
(Outside the box: "What the hell am I drawing?")
Panel 3:
Sign: Manabe Clinic
Panel 4:
Randou: Sigh... I wanna be a girl.
Panel 5:
Manabe: What?! You've finally decided that you-
Randou: I didn't mean it that way!
Panel 6:
Manabe: Did something happen at school?
Randou: It's none of your business.
Page 10
Panel 1:
Randou: Is it okay if I skip school tomorrow and hide out here?
Manabe: Well, I don't have any appointments here tomorrow...
Panel 2:
Manabe: I don't know what happened, but you won't solve anything by running away, Randou-kun.
Panel 3:
Manabe: You must surmount life's obstacles with your own strength, and grow as a person!
Randou: The bastard who was in charge of making me look like this shouldn't talk all high and mighty!
Panel 4:
Randou: (Shit... should I ask Rina to stand in for me? She looks like me, maybe... no, I can't make her suspicious of me, that'd be the worst thing that could happen...)
Panel 5:
Randou: (Then I have to keep them from being able to do the physical. I have to use any means I can...)
Page 11
Panel 1:
Endou: Dude, get rid of that ridiculous haircut.
Kinoshita: Shut up, it gets more attention these days, since no one has it anymore.
(Cultural note: Kinoshita has a regent haircut, which was made popular amongst youth gangs and such back in the 1950s by Elvis and James Dean movies. Those movies also made "Yankee" a synonym for "punk" in Japanese... the same rules apply to the pompadour, to a lesser extent)
Panel 3:
Kinoshita: Who...
Endou: Who the fuck're you?
Panel 4:
Yuna: DO ME A FAVOR.
Panel 5:
Kinoshita/Endou: Yes ma'am! We'll gladly do whatever you ask!
Panel 6:
Randou: (I don't care how it gets done... I'll weasel out of this problem!)
Page 12
Panel 1:
Sign: Employee's office
Yuna: Sensei, something terrible has happened!
Panel 2:
Yuna: Kinoshita-san and Endou-san of the karate club are having a fight in the nurse's office!
Teacher: What?!
Panel 4:
Teacher: What the hell are you two trying to pull?!
Panel 5:
Yuna: Sensei, this means that they can't do the physical anymore, right?
Teacher: Oh, I forgot...
Panel 6:
Teacher: I never told you where the physical was. It's going to be in the counselor's office on the fourth floor.
Yuna: WHAT?! And not the nurse's office?!
Page 13
Panel 1:
Teacher: Yeah, the rules say that the school doctor has to bring his own equipment.
Randou: (It's no use...)
Panel 2:
Caption: Second period
Panel 3:
Randou: (Crap, I don't have much time...)
Panel 4:
Randou: (I've got no choice... I gotta get out of here.)
Panel 5:
Yuna: Sensei, my stomach hurts, can I go home early?
Teacher: Huh? Your stomach?
Panel 6:
Yuna: Yeah, right around here...
Panel 7:
Teacher: Isn't that the appendix...?
Yuna: Huh?
Rina: Sensei, Yuna's not pointing at her appendix...
Panel 8:
Teacher: (Note: I'm not quite settled on how to translate this yet. He's pretty much going to find a teacher on break, and get the teacher to take Yuna to the hospital)
Yuna: W...wait!
Randou: (You idiot, you're doing too much! I'll get found out for sure!)
Page 14
Panel 1:
Caption: Third period
Randou: (Less than twenty minutes left... this is REALLY bad...)
Panel 2:
Randou: (Maybe I should take a hostage before the doctor gets here... no, I don't know who. Maybe I can bust up the office again... no, they'll just pick another one.)
Panel 3:
Randou: (Aaaugh, I need a plan!)
Panel 4:
Randou: (It's time... what should I do?)
Panel 5:
Rina: Onee-chan.
Panel 6:
Rina: Let's go.
Yuna: Huh? Where?
Page 15
Panel 1:
Rina: The physical, of course! I'm going to escort you.
Panel 2:
Randou: (HUH?!)
Yuna: Did you say escort?
Panel 3:
Rina: Onee-chan, You've been worried since yesterday, haven't you? So I asked the teacher if I could and got permission!
Panel 4:
Randou: (No, no, no! That's what I've been afraid of all this time!)
(In the background:
Randou: nahaha...
Rina: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Randou's crotch: Mokkori!)
Yuna: No, no, a thousand times no!
Panel 5:
Midori: For your sake, Yuna, we all got permission too!
Keiko: With all of us there, you won't have anything to worry about!
Randou: (How wonderfully kind...!)
Page 16
Panel 1:
Yuna: NONONONONONO!
Girls: Geez, give up already!
("Kannen shinasai!"... you may know that from what Chun Li says to people in Capcom vs. SNK 2.)
Panel 2:
Sign: Counselor's office
Girls: Excuse us~, we're the Kurimi Yuna Physical Examination Team!
(God, they're acting cute...)
Panel 3:
Randou: (So it's come to this... I only have one choice left. Total destruction!)
Panel 4:
Randou: (I'll take out the doctor, the equipment, and everything I can get my hands on until it's impossible to do the physical!)
(I don't care if I have to drop out or if she starts to suspect me... I can't let Rina-chan know about what I am!)
Page 17
Panel 1:
Doctor: Huh? Who are you guys?
Girls: We're the bodyguards!
(Aaaaugh, the cuteness!)
Panel 2:
Randou: (Sorry, Rina-chan!)
Panel 3:
Girls: Kyaaa! What's going on?
Panel 4:
Randou: Now's my chance!
Panel 5:
Randou: No hard feelings, but... nighty night, doctor!
Doctor: Nogaaaa!
Page 18
Panel 1:
Randou: Take this! And this! And this!
Panel 2:
Doctor: Ran...dou...kun...
Panel 3:
Randou: Huh? That voice...
Panel 4:
Manabe: Why...
Randou: Ma...Manabe!
Panel 5:
Randou: What're you doing here?
Manabe: I'm the school doctor here...
Panel 6:
Randou: (Manabe's the school doctor? If I'd known that from the beginning I would've been a lot calmer about the whole deal...
Page 19
Panel 1:
Rina: What happened here?
Panel 2:
Yuna: Ahaha... I don't really know, the doctor started acting violently all of a sudden...
Panel 3:
Rina: Onee-chan, you're not hurt?
Yuna: yeah, I'm fine, but it looks like the exam won't happen now...
Panel 4:
Rina: I... guess so.
Omnipotent narrator: (and just like that, Randou managed to get out of the crisis safely)
Panel 5:
Omnipotent narrator: (Although what really saved him was Manabe writing a false medical certificate at the re-examination the next day)
Randou: I'm so sorry, it's all my fault! Please, write the medical certificate for me saying I'm a girl!
Randou: Hmm... I wonder what I should do now...
This chapter's doki count: 8