Page 1: cover
Normally, I don't do anything with the cover since there's no text on it (except in the weeklies, and my weekly collection starts at chapter 38). But this one I do take special note of, since it has everyone's full name, including Kurimi-papa and Kurimi-mama. Let's take a look, starting with the top row:
Endou Takuya
Manabe Jun
Hamukichi
Tsukamoto Keiko
Tamura Shuuji
Akai Midori
Sano Yukie
Kinoshita Takahiro
Kurimi Rina
Kurimi Youko
Kurimi Kazuki
Randou Masashi (Kurimi Yuna)

Page 2

Panel 1
Sign: Manabe Clinic

Panel 3
Manabe: This is it... this feeling...

Panel 4
Manabe: Hahahaha...

Panel 5
Manabe: AAAAHAHAHAHA!

Page 3

Panel 1
Randou: What're you up to, leering like that, huh?

Panel 2
Manabe: Ra...Randou-kun! When did you...

Randou: You're the one who told me to come here!

Panel 3
Randou: What the hell is that?

Manabe: Oh, this? It's the dummy I used when I was fixing your face.

Panel 4
Manabe: Man... I saw Rina-chan at school the other day, and the work I did on your face looks perfect. Except for the fact that your hair color faded because of the accident, you'd be match Rina-chan perfectly.

Page 4

Panel 1
Manabe: Ah, I'm such a genius! I'm so charmed by my own skill!

Panel 2
Randou: You can start saying shit like that when you give me my real face back!

Manabe: OW OW OW!

Panel 3
Manabe: Look, it's going to be a while before you find the real Yuna-chan, right? In the meantime, you don't resemble her in any aspect but the face.
(Arrow pointing at his forehead: ointment)

Panel 4
Manabe: So that was made! I asked my technician friend, and he made an artificial bust!

Panel 6
Manabe: What do you think? They look and feel no different than the real thing!

Randou: Why're you making such weird shit!?

Page 5

Panel 1
Manabe: Because I don't know how long it'll be until you agree to the sex change operation, I have to make things like this to convince you to...

Randou: I told you, I don't have any intent to become a woman! How many times do I have to say it?

Panel 2
Randou: You're trying to use my body as your toy, aren't you?

Manabe: When you were sleeping in this clinic for a year, I played around as much as I wanted, you know...

Panel 3
Randou: You bastard! Some day, I'll kill you...

Manabe: (I've just been killed...)
(Note that this isn't metaphorical at all, given that Randou threw Manabe in a bag and beat him with a plank)

Panel 4
Randou: But you sure did a good job... you can't tell it's fake just looking at it.

Panel 5
Randou: (If anything like that physical happens again, I can't fool people very well... but if I use this...)
Hey, how do you put this on?

Page 6

Panel 1
Manabe: Huh? You've changed your mind?

Randou: I think I might try it out...

Panel 2
Manabe: You don't need surgery for this. You just apply some special medical adhesive and put it directly on your skin...

Panel 4
Manabe: Wow, and now your upper half looks completely like a girl's!

Randou: It's so heavy... aren't these too big?

Manabe: Oh, they're fine, that size is popular these days.

Panel 5
Randou: It really looks like I have a chest... to make matters worse, my face looks like Rina's...

Page 7

Panel 1
Manabe: And if I do this, you'll look even more like Rina-chan.

Panel 2
Randou: Huh?

Panel 4
Randou: ... ... Rina-chan...
(arrow pointing at the pool under his head: nosebleed)

Manabe: You really are a pathetic man, aren't you?
(tiny text: It's just an imitation...)

Panel 5
Randou: You did a pretty good job on this... well, it'll be useful somehow.

Page 8

Panel 1
Randou: ...hey, I can't take these off.

Panel 2
Manabe: You can't take it off very easily.

Randou: Then how can I?

Panel 3
Manabe: I said you can't.

Panel 4
Randou: WHAT!?

Panel 5
Manabe: It's because the glue is special. It will hold for a day, and you won't be able to take it off until then.

Panel 6
Manabe: Until this time tomorrow, you'll be a big-breasted schoolgirl, hahahaha!

Randou: You're fucking kidding me!

Panel 7
Randou: I have school tomorrow! I can't just go home first thing in the morning!

Manabe: Hahaha, it's useless! Don't think you can beat modern glue technology so easily!
(another form of "nameru na", so he says MUCH more literally "You can't just lick modern glue technology!")

Page 9

Panel 1
Manabe: If you keep struggling uselessly, the skin on your chest will be torn to pieces--

Randou: Stop bragging!

Panel 2
Randou: Why didn't you say that at the beginning, you pervert? You want me to beat you to death?

Manabe: Aaaaugh, that hurts!

Panel 4
Rina: Oh, welcome home, Onee-chan. Where did you go?

Panel 5
Yuna: Haha... well...

Rina: It's dinner time.

Panel 6
Randou: (Ugh... this hurts... I tried wrapping my chest with bandages, but...)

Page 10

Panel 1
Yuna: I don't feel very good tonight, so I'm going to go to sleep... good night!

Rina: Good night.

Panel 2
Kurimi-papa: Huh? Where's Yuna?
(arrow pointing at him: Papa)

Rina: She said she didn't feel good...
(she was walking pretty strangely...)

Panel 3
Randou: (I... I can't breathe! I have to carry these around for a day?)
(box: Because he could be discovered in the morning, the bandages have not been removed)

Panel 5
Yukie: Good morning, Yuna!

Yuna: Oh... good... morning...

Panel 6
Yukie: What's wrong, Yuna?

Rina: She's been feeling bad since yesterday.

Yukie: Should you go to the nurse's office?

Panel 7
Randou: (I have to deal with this somehow... until after school...)

Page 11

Panel 1
Keiko: Ooooooi!

Panel 2
Keiko: Good morning!

Panel 6
(Woohoo! Keiko, Yukie, and Rina makin' with the wild takes! Who knew slapping someone on the back could be this fun?)

Page 12

Panel 1
Keiko/Yukie: What the heck is that?!

Rina: Onee-chan!?!

Randou: (Shit, the bandages broke!)

Panel 2
Randou: (And they've gotten bigger since yesterday?!)

Panel 3
Randou: (Oh... because it was pressed so tight all last night, my real chest swelled up)

Panel 4
Midori: Good morni... WAIT. What's this, Yuna?!

Panel 5
Midori: When did you get such big breasts? Yesterday, you were just normal, and now you're bigger than me?
(Note that Midori calls her "kyonyuu-chan", lit. "big tits-chan"...)

Panel 6
Midori: Of... of course, you put something in there, right? Oh, Yuna...
(Momi, also not in the onomotopoeia dictionary, is the sound of stroking or rubbing. Man, I feel like I'm making that thing dirtier... and considering that it came from Emi-chan, Mistress of Smut, that's saying something)

Panel 7
Midori: Th...they're real...

Rina: What in the world is going on...?

Page 13

Panel 1
Yuna: Hahaha... humans sure can be mysterious... growing like this in a day.
Randou: (I can't lie my way out of this mess...)

Panel 2
Midori: No... that flat-chested Yuna couldn't... grow larger than me...

Rina: Onee-chan!

Panel 3
Teacher: In other words, this era's...

Panel 4
Teacher: Everyone, could you please pay attention?

Panel 5
Student 1: Hey, did you hear?

Student 2: Yeah, about Kurimi in 2-B?

Student 3: She has a GREAT rack!

Panel 6
Student 1: Whoa, incredible!
(from the girls: Shut up, boys!)

Student 2: Dude, that's foul play!

Student 3: I want to get a closer look...

Page 14

Panel 1
Student 1: Hey, Kurimi, are you free today?

Student 2: Want to go to karaoke with me on the way home?

Student 3: No, go with me!

Panel 2
Yuna: Sorry, I'm busy--

Student 1: Don't say that, please!

Student 2: Go steady with me!
(Tsukiau is literally "to accompany", and by extension is date/go steady... you may remember that this is the first line in Pitaten, which is what makes the main character so freaked)

Panel 3
Randou: (What's with these guys? None of them are looking at my face and concentrating on my chest!)
(Male chant: Yuna-chaaaaan... Yuna-chaaaaan)

Panel 4
Student 1: Wait up, Kurimi!

Student 2: Do you have a boyfriend?

Yuna: Waaa! Don't come any closer!

Panel 5
Keiko: Yuna sure is popular...

Midori: My big chest used to be my only redeeming quality... and now I'm smaller than Yuna...

Rina: Isn't it nice?
(Implications of envy here--"I wish I had those")

Panel 6
Keiko, Midori, Yukie: Huh?

Rina: Oh, just kidding!
(slightly more literally "I'm lying, I'm lying!")

Page 15

Panel 2
Randou: My breasts get bigger and they're all over... men're such dumb beasts. (Yes, loose)
(arrow: He's a man too)

Panel 3
Randou: I can't go through the whole day like this, with everybody staring at me... feels like I've learned something more about how hard it is to be a girl.

Panel 4
Sign: Nurse's office

Randou: (Anyway, I should re-bind my chest...)

Panel 5
Randou: Good, found the bandages.

Panel 6
Randou: Just wrap these around and...

Panel 8
Endou: Hey, I gotta cut out, I'm gonna go sleep in the nurse's office.

Panel 9
Kinoshita: What's up, Endou, gonna cut class?

Endou: Yeah, I stayed up too late last night palying games.

Panel 10
("fun fun" is the sound of humming)

Page 16

Panel 2
Randou: AAAAUGH, Endou!

Panel 3
Endou: Au... au... Yuna-shan...!

Panel 4
Randou: YOU SAW!

Page 17

Panel 1
Randou: Forget, forget, FORGET, you bastard!

Panel 3
Nurse: Hey, you two!

Panel 4
Nurse: What're you doing in here?

Randou: Aaaaah!

Panel 5
Yuna: I...it's not what you think, this is all a misunderstanding! I was... attacked by this man...!

Panel 6
Yuna: Bye!
(It's worth mentioning that he says here "sayonara" instead of the "shitsurei shimasu" he's supposed to)

Nurse: Hey, wait a second!

Page 18

Panel 1
Randou: Oof!

Panel 2
Randou: Ow...
(It's important to understand what's going on here, so remember that "shuuuuuu" is the sound of air/steam escaping)

Panels 3, 4
Randou: Huh? What the...

Panel 5
Sign: Manabe Clinic

Panel 6
Manabe: What, the air went out of it? That's a shame...

Panel 7
Randou: What's that supposed to mean?

Manabe: Well, this thing uses comprsesed air to simulate the flexibility of the real thing.

Page 19

Panel 1
Manabe: If the air gets out, it flattens. See?

Panel 2
Randou: Then... last night you could've just poked a hole, and I wouldn't have had to spend the day with huge breasts?

Manabe: Oh! Yeah, that's right. But thanks to these, you were pretty popular with the boys. That must've been fun!

Panel 3
Manabe: Girls sure are cool... so, what do you think? Have you decided that you want to become a real girl yet?

Panel 4
Manabe: UGYAAAA!
(Yep, another random scream of pain. Like I said, you get used to 'em

Randou: Fucker, I'm gonna kill you!

Panel 5
(Box: the next day)

Rina: Huh? You were stung by a bee and swelled up?

Yukie: So that's how it was...

Midori: (Whew...)

Panel 6
(box: Suspended from school)

Kinoshita: What the hell did you do?

Endou: Why me?

Tamura: You're such an idiot...

Doki count: 4 (I chalk it up to not much Rina)